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Zabavljac
06-05-2005, 18:25
Stupid warning labels!

These are warning labels that have been found on real products. My favourite is the one on the Slush Puppy cup. “Ice may be cold.” LMAO!!!

• On a packet of juggling balls: “This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA.”
• Seen on a camera: “This camera only works when there is film inside.”
• On a bottle of flavored milk drink: “After opening, keep upright.”
• On a can of windscreen de-icing spray: “Spray works in sub-zero temperatures.”
• On a can of insect spray: “Kills all kinds of insects! Warning: this spray is harmful to bees.”
• A different brand of insect spray: “Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects. Not tested on animals.”
• On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines: “Protect from seawater.”
• On an air conditioner: Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
• Various Computers: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
• On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
• On a Child-Sized Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
• On a bottle of hair coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.
• On a Rowenta Iron: Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
• On a mattress: Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
• Warning this product MAY contain nuts (on a packet of roasted peanuts)
• To eat this product open packet, eat contents. (yes on another pack of peanuts)
• Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice (on a packet of rat poison)
• Clean thoroughly before using orally if product has previously been used rectally (thermometer)
• Beware. To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
• Sleeping pills “may cause drowsiness”
• On the MSDS for a proprietary hand cleanser ‘Avoid skin contact’
• Do not use for drying pets (microwave oven!!)
• On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
• On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let’s experiment.)
• On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm…something must have gotten lost in the translation…)
• On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (Raise your hand if you’ve tried this…)
• On an inflatable dinghy “Do not eat this product".
• On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: “Do not use on food.”
• On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: “Remove clothing before distributing in
• washing machine.”
• Vacuum Cleaner: 1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
• Life saving device: This is NOT a life saving device!!!
• McDonald’s Coffee: Warning - Contents may be hot.
• Sainsburys Mineral Water: Suitable for vegetarians.
• Volvic Natural Mineral Water: Bottle exclusively designed for the use of Volvic Natural Mineral Water. Do not refill.
• Moet White Star Champagne: Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
• Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume: You cannot save the world!
• Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual: Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
• Hungry Jack Lite Syrup: After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
• CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.
• Tesco’s Tirimisu Desert: Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).
• Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap.
• Bowl Fresh: Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
• Unknown Toilet Plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines.
• Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
• Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets.
• Slush Puppy Cup: (On the side of the cup) “This ice may be cold”
• Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia): Use only for drinks :))
• Hagan Ice Cream: Caution: Ice cream is cold
• Hormel Pepperoni: Do not eat packet.
• Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants: Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
• Red Barron Pizza: Warning: While cooking be sure to place crust side down
• Stridex Foaming Face Wash: May contain foam.
• Hairdryer: Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
• Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine: Take one - two teaspoons full by mouth.
• Komatsu Floodlight: This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
• Unknown Matches: Caution: Contents may catch fire.
• Unknown Lava Lamp: Do not ingest.
• Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton): Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.
• Unknown Diving Board: All divers must land in water!
• Christmas Star - Outdoor Icicle Lights: For indoor use only.
• Fender Guitar: Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.
• RCA Television Remote Control: Not Dishwasher Safe
• Ansell Condoms: Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
• Machettee: caution: this tool will cut
• Unknown Car Fanbelt: Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversable injury
• Trojan Condoms: Use for sex only - not to be eaten
• Unknown Location: The sign reads, “Ignore this sign".
• Rim Drive, Durango, CO: Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign
• Unknown Road, Clemson, SC: Caution water on road during rain.
• Freeway near San Diego, CA: Cruise ships use airport exit
• Harry Potter Toy Broom: This broom does not actually fly.
• Unknown 500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required.
• “Guess Who” Game: Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
• Roll-A-Hose: Description reads “WARNING - May cause cancer in California”

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

××××te, treba vam uputstvo za upotrebu i za koka kolu! :))

STUPID, STUPID CROATIANSKO PUCANSTVO! :))

Da se ovo upozorenje ne odnosi na Croatijanske proizvodjace hemoroida, takozvane "Supak Meraklije", koje u nedostatku blizine drugih "Croatijanskih Supak Meraklija" tek popijenu koka kolu strpaju sebi u supak ...... cisto onako, da ih zelja mine?! :smile06:

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Stvarno vas ima svuda sa vasim glupostima BRE! Hahaha! Bas se slatko nasmejah! :))

jebote koje zamlate
06-05-2005, 21:34
hahahahahahahahahahaha! :))

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Zabavljacu
06-05-2005, 21:34
bolje da dodjes popusiti moju kurcinu pa ces se bolje zabaviti ciganine jedan.
OPA BATO ××××× jedna :smile16:

hehe!
07-05-2005, 01:54
.... sto podvrdjuje moju postavku da su vecina croatijana obicni gejeri!

zamisli moraju imati uputstvo za upotrebu da bi normalno popili koka-kolu :smile17:

e, svasta!

Jel to uputstvo onako u slikama? :))

What about
07-05-2005, 02:50
this:

"Ansell Condoms: Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

?
07-05-2005, 05:17
zabavljač, obviouslly you love stirring the shit.
×××× off from this forum that you'v ××××ed up bustard.

HAHAHA
07-05-2005, 10:19
ZABAVLJAC po pravopisu vidimda si ti FANI GAJ.

Jao bijedo polupismena, ubio si me smjehom i gluposcu.

VirtualCHATnick
07-05-2005, 13:28
Hahahahahaha!

Verovatno u Hrvatskoj imaju na toalet papiru uputstvo koje ih uci da:

"Ne praviti rupu na sredini i ne provlaciti prst kroz nju prilikom uporabe"! :))

Hahahahaha!

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