PISMO DEDA MRAZU, ISTINITI DOGAĐAJ!!!

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Dragi Deda Mraze,

Mora da si iznenadjen sto ti pisem danas, posle praznika, ali hteo bih da Tvoj Pericati
razjasnim neke stvari koje su se dogodile tokom minule godine i to bas od
onog dana kada sam ti poslao pismo sa mojim bozicnim zeljama. Pisao sam ti
da zelim bicikl, rolsule, Matchbox pistu s auticima i loptu. Rasturao sam se
od ucenja cele godine, nijednom nisam zakasnio a cak sam dolazio i ranije u
skolu da bih pomagao drugarima oko zadataka.

Bio sam najbolji ucenik u razredu a osvojio sam i prvo mesto na republickom
takmicenju mladih matematicara. U celom naselju ama bas niko se pristojnije
nije ponasao od mene, ni moj stariji brat Steva, ni mama ni tata,komsije i
da ne pominjem. Isao sam u crkvu svake nedelje u jedanaest sati, popa samo
sto nije udarila kap kada bi me ugledao ali sam i to preziveo.Cak sam i
bakama i dedama pomagao da predju preko ulice i dobio znacku "Najbolji mali
policajac".

Posto iz navedenog i najveca ×××××× moze da zakljuci da sam tokom cele
prosle godine bio decak za primer, sada bih zeleo da tebi, dragi Deda Mraze
postavim nekoliko pitanja:

Kako si uopste imao muda da mi posle svega ispod jelke ostavis usrani YoYo,
jebale te carape sa znakom Matrix-a, i one lego kocke. imas li ti uopste
mozga u toj debeloj glavi? Zar mislis da sam se ja cele ××××ne godine mucio
i trudio nizasta, jebali te pokloni.

[Pocekt Rocket UNOG]

Mene si zajebao kao da sam ti najgori neprijatelj, ××××× ti lepa materina a
onom ×××××u Jovi od prekoputa, ostavio si najnoviji bicikl iako ih vec ima
tri, keva mu se kara sa sefom pa zaradila, ×××× ga... Nemoj slucajno da se
za××××s pa da naredne godine probas da se ufuljas kroz dimnjak u moju kucu.
Sjebacu te kao mladog majmuna, kretenu jedan bradati. A od onog tvog jelena
cu kobasice da napravim, pa ces morati peske do ××××nog Severnog Pola, isto
kao sto sad i ja pesacim jer mi nisi doneo bicikl.

Teraj se u ××××× Deda Mraze, i samo da znas da ja sve pamtim a sledece
godine cu ti se slatko najebati majke, ×××××u jedan debeli i bradati.

S ljubavlju,

Tvoj Radovan!

[Pocket Rocket UNLOG]

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Krv ti ××××× ludu!!!

[Fabia SDI Elegance!]

Ha ha ha ha!!!

[INTERCEPTOR]

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[POLOVNJAÈA]

OVO JEDINO MOŽE I ZNA DŽEPNA RAKETA !!!

:)) :)) :))

[600]

Ludilo!!! :smile06:

[_Stevo]

Nisam znal da imam brata Radovana :)) :)) :smile06: :smile06: :smile06: <br><hr><font face="Courier" color="blue">VW Golf MKII 1.8, 90ks & VW Beetle</font>

[Bmw Touring]

dobar :smile06: :smile06: :smile06:

[S V T]

:smile06: :smile06: <br><hr><font size="+1" color="blue">ride with pride!</font>

[OS PUNTO]

:)) :)) :))

[Fabia SDI Elegance!]

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[alfist_zg odlog.]

hahaha ludnica...di si to iskopao?
:)) :smile06: :))

[Pocket Rocket UNLOG]

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Kopal po mailovima, pa našel!!!
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Ma čudo!!!

[mc]

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Imao sam to pismo i na engleskom - isto dobro...<br><hr><font face="Times New Roman" color="red">'cos if you wanna run cool... you got to run
on heavy, heavy fuel</font>

[mc]

Eto ga:

You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A ××××ING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE ×××× WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE ××××ING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T ××××ED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY ××××ING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL ×××× YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE ×××× AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT ××××ING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, ×××× YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY ××××ING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHER××××ER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH! <br><hr><font face="Times New Roman" color="red">'cos if you wanna run cool... you got to run
on heavy, heavy fuel</font>